Here in the States, we're familiar with all manner of nutraceutical snacks like fiber cookies and sweet chewable calcium supplements. These items are often marketed to women with nary a trace of sexism. Sadly, that's not the case for these Japanese cookies I just encountered.
The makers of F-Cup Cookies claim women can increase their breast size by eating two of these cookies a day. Each biscuit is said to contain 50mg of a breast-enhancing herb. No indication has been given as to how many days it takes to eat your way to an F cup or what size your butt will grow to as you snack your way to a bigger bosom. Obviously, the very idea of breast-enhancing cookies is ridiculous. Surely everyone knows F-Cup Cookie is the name of a famous Japanese porn star.
[via: Gizmodo]
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8-08-2007 @ 5:46PM
rckymtnski said...
Actually I did NOT know that about the porn star name. I learned something today! thanks
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8-08-2007 @ 5:57PM
amber said...
This is just funny.
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8-08-2007 @ 8:31PM
Alex said...
you'd think they would at least have a large breasted woman on the package. Poor marketing!
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8-09-2007 @ 11:05AM
Adriane said...
When I first saw this I thought it was "F*ck up cookie" hahahaha
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8-09-2007 @ 11:24AM
wintem01 said...
And if you're not a woman? Samurai manboobs?
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8-09-2007 @ 12:53PM
trevor said...
"you'd think they would at least have a large breasted woman on the package."
Well, given that this is from Japan, maybe that IS a large-breasted woman on the package...?
Personally, with all this talk of breasts, cookies, and packages, I can't see these comments going anywhere good in the immediate future ;)
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8-09-2007 @ 2:09PM
Gertie said...
how about a cookie for men to eat ;) and not to enlarge their breasts!
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8-09-2007 @ 2:35PM
ra81104 said...
Hmmm......... wonder if these "cookies" are silicone based??
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8-09-2007 @ 2:45PM
wintem01 said...
And if you're not a woman? Samurai manboobs?
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8-09-2007 @ 2:48PM
nitesky said...
Great idea! How about a Rooster enchancement Cookie for men.
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8-09-2007 @ 2:51PM
Cheryl said...
Where can I buy a case???
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8-09-2007 @ 2:52PM
L.E.Blanton said...
Why don't we just stick with Oreo's? We know what the results are from those. And how do we know what this "herb" will make the cookie taste like? It could really be a F*cked up cookie. Ah ha ha ha. Well, I think I'm funny.....
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8-09-2007 @ 4:54PM
spiffy said...
I'll take 10 boxes!
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8-10-2007 @ 6:39AM
Jim Cleary said...
Gonna rub them on my weezle, I'll keep you posted.
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8-10-2007 @ 7:05AM
mich said...
I've seen lots of American men that must be snacking on these also...
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8-10-2007 @ 7:34AM
arf said...
Does milk come with these new breast ?
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8-10-2007 @ 7:37AM
SpazJaz said...
i didnt kno that wuz a poron star, but now i do and i wish i didnt. lol r there really men eating these cookies? i would love to see that. i agree with L.E. Blanton. Stick to Oreos and Chips Ahoy they taste good and u kno wuts in em.
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8-10-2007 @ 8:08AM
grammyrha said...
About that comment about putting a big breasted woman on the packaging.. I would gladly take that size myself LOL
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8-10-2007 @ 8:10AM
Melynda said...
And, Why would you want larger breasts? Ask any large breasted woman if she would trade them for a smaller size, and she would!!! They become a larger size when you become FAT!!! I guess eating a LOT of cookies could do that!!!..ha ha.
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8-10-2007 @ 8:16AM
debra said...
What the He(*.how stupid.............
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